pocketpadfoot:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing

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compliment:

when you hear someone talking shit

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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

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sheepoflunacy:

humansinthesky:

I don’t like bugs but I also don’t like killing them I just want them to get away from me 

I feel this on a deep level

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rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987, via clemswalkietalkie)

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

(Source: awwww-cute, via kyruneify)