got asked to make this rebloggable
on this blog, you may encounter some random things like sherlock, anime and any other thing I fangirl over. hope you enjoy!
|Me:||*sitting on the porch in my rocking chair, looking out into the distance* I remember when we lost Wall Maria to the Titans...|
|Grandkids:||that never actually happened|
|Grandkids:||you're confusing real life with anime again|
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore.
This made too much sense and now I’m mad at it.
laughed myself into a coma
Yea this shit is sooo true, doesn’t mean it’s not fucking funny
actually answered the question
this is actual perfection.
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”